By Lisa Schwarzbaum
Updated May 02, 2003 at 04:00 AM EDT

A junky comic-book story starring Chow Yun-Fat as a moonfaced monk with superpowers and Seann William Scott as the punky American rogue who becomes his unlikely partner, as ungainly in its jammed-together East-meets-West-ness as Steven Seagal in a yoga pose.