April 25, 2003 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Do You Swing?” (from Do You Swing?) THE FLESHTONES Like a pendulum do!

”Dr. F — -er M.D. (Musical Deviant)” (from Fiends of Dope Island) THE CRAMPS Sage medical advice from the psycho-billy heroes: ”Take two weeks’ worth of drugs and call me in the morning.”

”Fever for the Flava” (from Hot Action Cop) HOT ACTION COP Horny frat-boy anthem of the month, sez us.

”Slick Titty Boom” (from Struttin’ My Stuff) ELVIN BISHOP If there’s a funnier or truer song about an unwanted groupie, we’ve never heard it.

”T.N.U.C.” (from Live Album) GRAND FUNK RAILROAD Someone told us it stands for ”Titillating Nymphs Under the Covers,” but we’re not sure we believe them.

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