sometimes pop stars talk stupid

By EW Staff
Updated April 11, 2003 at 04:00 AM EDT

”…It is in full effect. Bombs exploding all over my television screen…Go USA!! Go freedom for Iraq!! And on that note, our new CD is gonna hit you with a similar impact!!” — FRED DURST shows off his usual tact and class in a posting to his band’s website

”…I have a really cool job. It’s almost [like] having a Superman outfit in glass and when I wake up, I go fight crime — crime being bad notes.” — JOHN MAYER discusses his cape-abilities on