DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL
(Xbox) Think Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue meets dress-me-up Barbie. In this graphically lavish peep show, you’re in charge of some bikini-clad bombshells lifted from the DOA fighting-game series. With such characters as the preposterously proportioned Tina (37”-24”-35”), it’s obvious where the extreme comes from. Still, it’s kinda difficult not to get caught up in this goofy title, as you use your v-ball winnings to buy shoes and skimpy clothes for your fellow beach bunnies. What? You think we make this stuff up?