Missy Elliott gave us the finger; hand analyst Leslie Zemenek gave us the dirt.

How often does she get her freak on?

”As often as she desires.”

What’s her new svelte look gonna do for her?

”Hopefully she’ll show us all the parts of herself — not just the parts that have to do with outside beauty.”

How likely is she to commit a misdemeanor?

”Underneath the bad-girl exterior there’s a heart that knows what the right thing is.”