By Rob Brunner
Updated November 15, 2002 at 05:00 AM EST

Nobody knows exactly where Crazy Town is, but explorers have long posited it’s located somewhere in the vicinity of Monotonyville and Bad-rapsburg. Based on the scant evidence available, it’s a dark, noisy, and generally unpleasant place, with only a few semihabitable neighborhoods (”Hurt You So Bad,” ”Skull and Stars”). Rumor has it Crazy Town continues to be a popular vacation destination for Nu-Metal-nation residents, although the reasons for this still elude most pop anthropologists.