Idiot Wind

”When I wake up in the morning and I’m naked in front of the mirror, I go, ‘I can’t believe peo-ple think that I can actually make somebody moan and scream loud.”’ — ENRIQUE IGLESIAS exposing himself in Jane

”I didn’t see any signature on that certificate. It certainly didn’t look real to me.” — White Stripe JACK WHITE’s unconvincing defense after Spin asked him about the reprint of his marriage certificate in the May 2002 Listen2This