WINNER/LOSER OF THE WEEK
Val Kilmer He’ll get his kink on as late porn king John Holmes in Wonderland, about the 1981 quadruple homicide Holmes was reportedly involved in. (Cue wa-wa guitar.)
LOSER OF THE WEEK
The AFI Awards After the dim celeb wattage and poor ratings for last year’s inaugural broadcast on CBS, this year the ceremony will not be televised.