Who would’ve guessed the 3-D world of The Scorpion King was so boring? Set in a time before the film, protagonist Mathayus must vanquish enemy hordes (living and dead) to save the day. Unless you’re a fan of the franchise, you’ll find SK suffers from mostly drab visuals, poor animation, and a level design that might have looked good in King Tut’s day. This cursed game should’ve been bundled with the film’s October DVD release; it now seems destined to be buried and forgotten on a software shop shelf.