”Video of the year? ‘N Sync…’N Suck. Linkin Park is too much rock- it-to-me, sock-it-to- me. I don’t go for that. Eminem was here. Eminem, a man with all the stability of a border collie on speed. Eminem is so street, I guess that’s why I feel so comfortable pooping on him.” — Cigar-chomping canine TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG, offering his assessment of EMINEM’s mental state (after their infamous Video Music Awards run-in), on