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Now that Jaguar has co-opted the Clash’s (left) apocalyptic classic “London Calling” to shill for luxury cars, we modestly propose some other pairings of punk anthems and products:

–X’s “Nausea” for Pepto-Bismol –The Sex Pistols’ “Holidays in the Sun” for the Jamaica Tourist Board –The Buzzcocks’ “Orgasm Addict” for Viagra –The Damned’s “New Rose” for 1-800-FLOWERS –Dead Kennedys’ “A Child and His Lawnmower” for John Deere –The Stooges’ “I Wanna Be Your Dog” for the ASPCA –Descendents’ “Clean Sheets” for Tide –The Dead Milkmen’s “Bitchin’ Camaro” for Chevrolet –The Ramones’ “I Wanna Be Sedated” for Xanax –The Replacements’ “Color Me Impressed” for Crayola –The Vandals’ “Anarchy Burger” for Wendy’s –The Jams’ “That’s Entertainment” for EW