WINNER OF THE WEEK
No, not that Hannibal–the original. The Carthaginian general, who led his troops on elephants over the Alps to attack the Romans, will be played by Vin Diesel.
LOSER OF THE WEEK
FilmFour The British studio (Four Weddings and a Funeral) will be dramatically downsized, thanks to a string of such flops as Death to Smoochy.