— ELLEN BURSTYN (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood) ”Someone once said, ‘I just want to be friends, but sex always stands in the way of friendship, so let’s just get that out of the way.’ Didn’t work.”

— JIMMY KIMMEL (The Man Show) ”’Please, please, please, have sex with me.”’

— LINDA CARDELLINI (Scooby-Doo) ”Somebody looked at a tag [on my clothes] and said, ‘Oh, is this made in heaven?”’

— JOLENE BLALOCK (Enterprise) ”Living in L.A., it’s ‘Have you seen my show?”’

— KELLY HU (The Scorpion King) ”I was at a dance club and some guy asked me if I wanted to put some mileage on my shoes.”

— KATHRYN MORRIS (Minority Report) ”’I think you’d look really good in this car.”’