We’ll forgo the obvious jokes we could apply to the unimaginative official site of this Jennifer Lopez movie. Visitors will find a few staples (bios, trailer, etc.) and such tepid amusements as a tired quiz (”How well do you know your significant other?”) and an online chat with Lopez, but nothing that will shed light on the film itself. There aren’t even downloadable images of J. Lo for, uh, less discerning visitors. What has the Internet come to?