THE STAR WARS TITLE GENERATOR
The Phantom Menace. Attack of the Clones. Bride of the Incredible Midichlorians. You never saw the last movie? Of course you didn’t; it’s from a goofy site run by online comic-malcontent Lore Fitzgerald Sjoberg. Using key words culled from across the Star Wars galaxy (from lightsabers to Padawans to Wookiees), Sjoberg provides visitors with randomly generated titles for future installments of the bank-busting franchise. Who knows? Come Memorial Day 2005, we all could be lining up for Star Wars: Episode III — Die, Gungans, Die.