”[I was at] this restaurant, the Anchorage…[and] the French fries were brilliant…crispy, delicious, thick. I asked, ‘Who made these?’ Well, this guy in the back. I said, ‘Can I meet him? Bring him out.’ They didn’t. So I went back. And there he was. Joe Perry. Short hair — well, kind of long for the time, but not like I liked it — black horn-rimmed glasses with tape. ” — Aerosmith’s STEVEN TYLER (right) describing his inauspicious first encounter with bandmate Joe Perry, on