The funniest online quotes for the week of April 19

”I [couldn’t] spend a year crossing America and going, ‘It’s not Kelly, Karly, Minoog, Monogway’ — starting at the very, very bottom. I don’t mean any offense or harm — the boredom and repetition of that would drive me mad.” — Singer Kylie Minogue, discussing her initial reluctance to promote her now top-selling album in the U.S., on