If you’re stymied in your eternal search for a personal philosophy, then this mock-serious compilation of musings by the great minds of the catwalk should prove enlightening. Christie Brinkley, for example, contemplates life’s cruelties (”I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that”) while Tatjana Patitz offers her keen insights into the human condition (”Sometimes I get lonely, but it’s nice to be alone”). All you need is a ”What would Naomi do?” bracelet and you’re ready to face life.