Face-Off

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and Joan Rivers finally have something in common: They both just introduced new beauty products (and no, they have nothing to do with Botox…yet). Here’s how the cosmetic collections match up.

RIVERS

Age

68

THE OLSENS

[Age]

15

[RIVERS]

Best Known For

Franchising caustic fashion asides

[THE OLSENS]

[Best Known For]

Franchising eternal perkiness

[RIVERS]

Products’ Promise

Simplicity in Everyday Living

[THE OLSENS]

[Products’ Promise]

Real Beauty for Real Girls

[RIVERS]

Active Ingredient

Pumice granules

[THE OLSENS]

[Active Ingredient]

Glitter

[RIVERS]

Hot Product

Totally Supple Body Toning Serum

[THE OLSENS]

[Hot Product]

Sequin Dust Allover Sparkling Shimmer Powder

[RIVERS]

Helpful Hint

”Take comfort in the fact that help is at hand.”

[THE OLSENS]

[Helpful Hint]

”Keep in mind, you control your hair, it doesn’t control you!”

[RIVERS]

Sample Come-on

”Achieve that fabulous faux-tan look!”

[THE OLSENS]

[Sample Come-on]

”Attract some serious stares in algebra class!”