Olympic Medals We'd Like To See

BEST CAMEO BY DINOSAURS Aging Utah-born popsters Donny and Marie Osmond, voicing a pair of giant Tyrannosaurus rex puppets at the closing ceremony

THE MILLI VANILLI AWARD FOR BAD LIP-SYNCHING Silver — uh, gold — medalist Jamie Sale, stumbling through ”O Canada”

HOMER SIMPSON’S BEST CHANCE FOR OLYMPIC GOLD The U.S. men’s curling team

WORST EXTENDED METAPHOR The child of light

DAN QUAYLE SPELLING AWARD NBC caption writers using bobsleigh though anchors all pronounced it ”bobsled”

BEST UNINTENDED PLUG FOR SPIDER-MAN The web-patterned Spyder bodysuits worn by U.S. skiers (above)

EASIEST DAVID LETTERMAN JOKE ”Ohno, Oprah…Oprah, Ohno…”