BEST CAMEO BY DINOSAURS Aging Utah-born popsters Donny and Marie Osmond, voicing a pair of giant Tyrannosaurus rex puppets at the closing ceremony
THE MILLI VANILLI AWARD FOR BAD LIP-SYNCHING Silver — uh, gold — medalist Jamie Sale, stumbling through ”O Canada”
HOMER SIMPSON’S BEST CHANCE FOR OLYMPIC GOLD The U.S. men’s curling team
WORST EXTENDED METAPHOR The child of light
DAN QUAYLE SPELLING AWARD NBC caption writers using bobsleigh though anchors all pronounced it ”bobsled”
BEST UNINTENDED PLUG FOR SPIDER-MAN The web-patterned Spyder bodysuits worn by U.S. skiers (above)
EASIEST DAVID LETTERMAN JOKE ”Ohno, Oprah…Oprah, Ohno…”
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