Grammy's got a brand new bag -- for Britney. takes a peek inside the custom-made goody bags the Grammy folks are giving Britney Spears, Bono, Destiny's Child, and others
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We bet your mother never picked out goody bags like these for your birthday bashes. L.A. party specialist Distinctive Assets has thrown together perks valued at nearly $16,000 for each of this year’s Grammy presenters and performers with items ranging from the extremely practical (a hangover kit from to the extremely extravagant (a $5,000 one-year membership to Sports Club/LA). Other items include a bottle of Belvedere Vodka (hence the hangover kit), a pair of $2,000 diamond earrings, an iPod music player, and a Philips television. The gaudiest gift? That would be the personalized bust each celebrity gets in bronze, aluminum or granite. Of course, the biggest stars get extra perks – namely:

Britney Spears In case you’re confused about Britney’s love life, Cherry U is offering one interpretation with their full line of ”Virgin” t-shirts that say things like ”Virgin of the Year” on them. Also special to Britney’s bag is a bikini-and-turtleneck combo made specifically for the midriffed one by easel. Perfect, they say, for that tummy she just loves bare.

Bono The shade-loving U2 front-man is getting a specialized pair of aviator glasses from Sama eyewear (retailing somewhere between $400-500) for those bright, ”beautiful day”s he’s been singing about lately.