''Friends'' plotlines we'd like to see
Here’s a question, now that the ”Friends” contract talks have been resolved: Will there be enough story lines left for season 9? Maybe they should consider these ideas.
Chandler loses his job as we learn that the never-named corporation where he works is actually… Enron.
Joey thinks he’s gotten his big break when he’s cast on the latest ”Survivor,” but he’s voted off in the first episode after his stash of meatball subs is discovered.
As part of her ongoing image-rehab program, Mariah Carey drops by Central Perk and duets with Phoebe on ”Smelly Cat.”
After accidentally impregnating girlfriend Mona, Ross gets married for a fourth time and immediately undergoes a vasectomy.
Phoebe’s triplets return to live with her — only now they’re just twins, and they’re played by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Rachel endures a serious case of postpartum depression and stops doing her hair, forcing an intervention by the gang.
Winona Ryder returns as Rachel’s sorority sister, who calls her for bail after a ”misunderstanding” at Saks Fifth Avenue.