The funniest online quotes for the week of Feb. 8

”One reason that I’m comfortable with nudity is because I come from Europe, and I have a good relation with my body…. Nudity is pure; if not, why were Michelangelo and Raffaello so interested in it? Nudity is something magic.” — Brotherhood of the Wolf‘s Monica Bellucci, on why she’s at ease with the naked form, on

”Do I personally think that it should be that way? Absolutely not! I, Anne Heche, think that everybody should get what they need, whether it is love, a bandage, or a new heart. Get it, have it, here, it’s yours.” — John Q.’s Anne Heche, on the scarcity of donor organs, on