”They haven’t called, but if they do, hey, I’ll definitely take the thing. My lips were so dehydrated!…There were times during the interviews that I couldn’t even open my mouth.” — Survivor castoff JESSIE CAMACHO on a possible lip-balm endorsement deal, on

”I’d forgotten how great it is to live in this country…. I was painfully reminded after those events about the liberties, opportunities, and freedom we have…. We’re all citizens, and to see religions embrace other religions, political interests embrace other political interests, that’s what the country is founded on. I hope we stay on that course.” — BRAD PITT (Ocean’s 11) on how September’s terrorist attacks changed him, on Entertainment Tonight Online