”Nicole and I don’t have a lot in common, but the one thing we do have in common is we’re both attracted to me.” — Egomaniacal doctor WILL, about a fellow housemate, on Big Brother 2

”It’s your best work since Elmopalooza.” — KEVIN SMITH, to JON STEWART, about his role in Smith’s Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, on The Daily Show

”Did he ask you out?” — DAVID LETTERMAN, discussing Rep. Gary Condit with Connie Chung, on Late Show

”I not only get recognized — I get recognized from behind.” — Cheers’ GEORGE WENDT on Primetime Glick

”Anne Heche is set to star in a new movie with Kevin Costner. The movie is expected to go straight, then gay, then straight to video.” — CRAIG KILBORN on The Late Late Show

Episode Recaps

Big Brother

Big Brother

Julie Chen hosts as the houseguests battle it out.

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