The 1968 ”Planet of the Apes” is fondly remembered for a great many reasons. The humanoid gorilla makeup was, at the time, unprecedented in its elastic expressiveness, and the story, taken from Pierre Boulle’s novel, had a fearful sci-fi charge that was thrilling in its very blatancy. The film’s comic book racial overtones, crude as they may look now, carried a bold symbolic immediacy amid the heat and tumult of the civil rights era, and the whole production was staged with an irresistible end of the empire vastness, even if it all looks far cheesier than the way you remember it. (Viewed today, that ”spectacular” white boulder ape city might be a shopping center patronized by the Flintstones.)
I doubt, however, that ”Planet of the Apes” would ever have hooked so powerfully into its era, spawning four sequels, had it not been for the grizzled self-righteousness, the nearly totemic overacting, of Charlton Heston. Caged, stripped, mocked, led around in dirty rags by his ape tormentors, his noble airman wasn’t just oppressed, he was all but violated. When he finally let loose with ”Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” Heston was the very image of Hollywood — of America — fighting to retain its virility in a world that had seized the power to lay the establishment low.
Mark Wahlberg, his physical bravura rippled by undercurrents of moody protest, can be an actor of quiet charisma, but in Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes, he’s a blank; he comes as close as possible to being a generic hero. In the midst of chimp research at an outer space station, his Captain Davidson straps himself into a pod that looks like a giant electric razor and ends up having a close shave with an electromagnetic storm, crash-landing on the ape planet. Imprisoned, he leads a handful of slaves on what is essentially a protracted great escape, but there’s precious little urgency to the flight.
Burton, abandoning any pretense of Gothic poetic style, shoots most of the movie in monotonous woodland darkness, and Wahlberg has been given virtually nothing to do except react to immediate physical ordeals. The script is a busy, sometimes amusing babble of ape-human double entendres and tidbit tolerance lessons (an ape forces Davidson’s mouth open and rasps, ”Is there a soul in there?”), most of it draped over a routine action skeleton. Since all of the humans talk this time, the notion that they’re regarded as ”lowly,” while certainly unjust, isn’t resonant enough to stir audience outrage.
Besides, with Kris Kristofferson coming on like Nick Nolte in Neptune curls and Estella Warren scampering around in a pointlessly conservative version of Raquel Welch prehistoric wear, what the human race in this movie seems most in need of being saved from is the perils of threadbare screenwriting.
Are there surprises? A couple of big money ones, notably the ludicrous would-be jaw-dropper of a finale. Yet ”Planet of the Apes,” whose makers have claimed that it is less a remake than a reimagining, features backlot spectacle, a cast of hundreds battle, a weak whisper of gladiatorial vengeance — everything, in fact, but imagination. Following ”Sleepy Hollow,” with its ”ye olde slasher” repetitiveness camouflaged by virtuoso displays of ground fog, the movie is all but destined to become Burton’s second hit in a row. Let’s hope that he uses his newly restored power in Hollywood to become an artist again.