1 LEGALLY BLONDE Her professors think Reese Witherspoon won’t make it through Harvard Law. She has a conscience.
2 PEEPHOLE TV Big Brother is back and sleazier than before. How long before we get Girls Locker Room and Highway Rest Stop?
3 ROBERT ILER Tony Soprano’s son has been accused of robbing two people in New York City. Without a license.
4 CONCERT TICKETS The average price to see your favorite band this year is $46.69. Not counting souvenirs, transportation, and hearing tests.
5 REP. GARY CONDIT Interns, sex, ties, lying, investigations. Sounds like this guy’s running for President.
6 MULES The backless shoes once found in the boudoir are this season’s hot street fashion. Coming soon — bath turbans for the office.
7 CARSON DALY AND TARA REID The wedding’s off. They couldn’t decide whether to raise the children as egotists or narcissists.
8 BACKSTREET BOYS AJ’s rehab forced the band to postpone its tour. Why? They can find 40 look-alikes at any high school.
9 NICOLE KIDMAN She says someday she’d like to meet the right man. As if that’s ever going to happen in Hollywood.
10 THE BARRYMORE-GREEN WEDDING People are getting sick of this story. All they got were toasters and metal forks.
11 GEORGE HARRISON The ex-Beatle says he’s feeling fine after successful treatment for a reported brain tumor. He says he can’t wait to get back to his drums.
12 FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN A computer-generated movie based on a computer game. You have to be a 486 or above to get in.
13 WEBVAN A billion-dollar-disaster dotcom. Thank goodness all my money’s in something stable, like Lucent.
14 PAMPLONA, SPAIN Where else can tourists enjoy being chased by large, raging bulls? Where to next, sport — the Bosnian Minefield 10K?
15 BRITISH OPEN Many people feel it’s golf the way it should be played. In some other country.