Talk about scary. Scary Movie 2’s Christopher Masterson, who plays eldest brother Francis on Malcolm in the Middle, may trade an odd venue for an odder one on the show next season. ”There’s a good chance I won’t be in military school,” he says. ”But they like having a place to cut away to — I’ve heard about the possibility of a logging camp or a gold mine.” What about moving home to suburbia? ”I like having a separate story line,” says Masterson. ”If I came home too much, they’d make me like that older alcoholic brother on Blossom.”

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