For now, NBC has no plans for a celebrity edition of the new reality show Fear Factor. But host Joe Rogan imagines stars’ first challenge: ”Admit their real age. And show up on set without a publicist.” Right. So until hell freezes over, we offer this fantasy lineup.
HALEY JOEL OSMENT
SCARY Parents finally break the news: ”Your love is real. But you are not.”
SCARIER Wakes up married to Macaulay Culkin’s ex, Rachel Miner.
JACKASS SCARY Puberty
[SCARY] 3 a.m. prank calls from Ben Affleck
[SCARIER] Disney greenlights Duets: Part Deux.
[JACKASS SCARY] ”The zipper’s stuck! The fat suit for Shallow Hal won’t come off!”
[SCARY] Four more years of Bush/Cheney
[SCARIER] Mistaken for brother Stephen at the Blockbuster Awards.
[JACKASS SCARY] Ailing Devil and Daniel Webster project bailed out — by Kim Basinger.
[SCARY] An inexplicable upsurge in the popularity of Blues Traveler
[SCARIER] Fans graduate from college, become investment bankers.
[JACKASS SCARY] FCC mandates that all lyrics must be intelligible and well enunciated.
[SCARY] Recipient of first successful tattoo transplant from skin donor Dennis Rodman
[SCARIER] Billy Bob splits to have rocky affair with a mythical orange horse.
[JACKASS SCARY] None of the above covered by Access Hollywood