JAY LENO ”Bruce Leland, but I prefer Rex Tripod.”
MEGAN MULLALLY (”Will & Grace”) ”Taffy Huntington — but my actual porn-star name was something different. You’ll have to do the research.”
RITA WILSON ”Tom [Hanks, her hubby] and I figured this out once. I’m Frisky Wilson — I actually lived on Wilson.”
JERI RYAN ”Dolly Daytona. With ‘Voyager’ ending, I may have to use that.”
HALLE BERRY (”Swordfish”) ”Bumper Hawkins.”
FRED DURST (Limp Bizkit) ”Dusty Esperanza — sounds pretty porno.”
TERI POLO (”Meet the Parents”) ”Sasha Sackarackin — and I’ve got the rack for it, right?”
CHERI OTERI (”SNL”) ”Katt Ardmore. I had a dog named Katt, who was the town ho-bag. She had five litters of puppies.”
SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT (”Evolution”) ”Loverboy 75.”
LUCY LIU (”Charlie’s Angels”) ”Candy 76.”
WHOOPI GOLDBERG ”Parrot 10 — that’s pretty bad.”
SHANNON ELIZABETH (”American Pie 2”) ”Angel Valley Crest. I should use that when I stay in hotels.”
RAY ROMANO ”I know this is hard to believe, but it’s Penny Big Crotch. I lived on Big Crotch Avenue.”
DAVID DUCHOVNY (”Evolution”) ”Jester Second Avenue.”
RACHEL GRIFFITHS (”Six Feet Under”) ”Mine’s really embarrassing: Fudgy Coronation. It’s got bad connotations.”
ELLEN DeGENERES ”I lived with my dog Happy on Herring Road, so I’d be Happy Herring. Wow, I think I win!”
DUSTIN HOFFMAN ”Sandy Orange.”
PAUL WALKER (”The Fast and the Furious”) ”Oatmeal Windgate.”
DON CHEADLE (”Swordfish”) ”I have one. Buck Swope [in ‘Boogie Nights’] will forever be my porno name.”
ORLANDO JONES (”Evolution”) ”Spade French. That’s a good one. Pimpin’ ain’t easy.”
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