David Duchovny: Armando Gallo/Retna
June 28, 2001 at 04:00 AM EDT

JAY LENO ”Bruce Leland, but I prefer Rex Tripod.”

MEGAN MULLALLY (”Will & Grace”) ”Taffy Huntington — but my actual porn-star name was something different. You’ll have to do the research.”

RITA WILSON ”Tom [Hanks, her hubby] and I figured this out once. I’m Frisky Wilson — I actually lived on Wilson.”

JERI RYAN ”Dolly Daytona. With ‘Voyager’ ending, I may have to use that.”

HALLE BERRY (”Swordfish”) ”Bumper Hawkins.”

FRED DURST (Limp Bizkit) ”Dusty Esperanza — sounds pretty porno.”

TERI POLO (”Meet the Parents”) ”Sasha Sackarackin — and I’ve got the rack for it, right?”

CHERI OTERI (”SNL”) ”Katt Ardmore. I had a dog named Katt, who was the town ho-bag. She had five litters of puppies.”

SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT (”Evolution”) ”Loverboy 75.”

LUCY LIU (”Charlie’s Angels”) ”Candy 76.”

WHOOPI GOLDBERG ”Parrot 10 — that’s pretty bad.”

SHANNON ELIZABETH (”American Pie 2”) ”Angel Valley Crest. I should use that when I stay in hotels.”

RAY ROMANO ”I know this is hard to believe, but it’s Penny Big Crotch. I lived on Big Crotch Avenue.”

DAVID DUCHOVNY (”Evolution”) ”Jester Second Avenue.”

RACHEL GRIFFITHS (”Six Feet Under”) ”Mine’s really embarrassing: Fudgy Coronation. It’s got bad connotations.”

ELLEN DeGENERES ”I lived with my dog Happy on Herring Road, so I’d be Happy Herring. Wow, I think I win!”

DUSTIN HOFFMAN ”Sandy Orange.”

PAUL WALKER (”The Fast and the Furious”) ”Oatmeal Windgate.”

DON CHEADLE (”Swordfish”) ”I have one. Buck Swope [in ‘Boogie Nights’] will forever be my porno name.”

ORLANDO JONES (”Evolution”) ”Spade French. That’s a good one. Pimpin’ ain’t easy.”

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