June 01, 2001 at 04:00 AM EDT

A slew of celeb fitness guides are hitting the shelves. EW sampled two books and one kids’ video: Will they tighten your tush — or turn your brain to mush?

Victoria Principal’s Living Principal: Looking and Feeling Your Best at Every Age
EXERCISES Fast walking, isometrics
DIET STAPLES Tea, one no-salt margarita a week
SEX TIPS ”Experiment with erotica…edible panties.”
WORKOUT PALS Her hubby, cosmetic surgeon Harry Glassman
IN CLOSING ”By day 30, you’ll have changed your life.”

Eartha Kitt’s Rejuvenate! (It’s Never Too Late)
EXERCISES Deep breathing, naked night swimming
DIET STAPLES Olive oil, fish, an occasional slab of rare meat
SEX TIPS ”Life is too valuable for you to allow yourself to be used as a sex toy.”
WORKOUT PALS Dogs Aba and Mutzi
IN CLOSING ”If we care for the planet, the planet will care for us.”

The Teletubbies’ Go! Exercise With the Teletubbies
EXERCISES Jumping, standing on one leg, giggling, cooing
DIET STAPLES Toast
SEX TIPS Nothing obvious, but we know what that Tinky Winky’s thinking. (Attention, Rev. Jerry Falwell!)
WORKOUT PALS Oversize bunny rabbits
IN CLOSING ”Go to sleep, Teletubbies.”

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