The funniest TV lines from the week of April 13, 2001

By EW Staff
April 13, 2001 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I just don’t understand why guys like them so much — they’re just fatty tissue.” JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, discussing her breasts, on The Late Late Show With Craig Kilborn

”Don’t forget it’s daylight saving time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It’s like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.” DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

”She’s been to Mexico so many times for face-lifts, I bet if you knocked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out.” Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY), about Candy (CHRISTINE EBERSOLE), on Will & Grace

”Mr. Lemon is just around to make for a nice atmosphere!” Recruit DAVE THOMSON, being grilled by drill sergeants as to why he brought a stuffed lemon to the base, on Boot Camp

”This is a great gladiator movie? Look at Kirk Douglas’ f—in’ hair. They didn’t have flattops in ancient Rome!” Gladiator fanatic Ralph (JOE PANTOLIANO), watching Spartacus, on The Sopranos

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