By EW Staff
March 02, 2001 at 05:00 AM EST

”Just because something’s on sale doesn’t mean you have to buy it. We discussed this when you came home with the microscope.” Carrie (Leah Remini), after Doug (Kevin James) bought cowboy boots, on The King of Queens

”I’m hoping to talk to past hosts, but what advice can they give — ‘Don’t suck’?” Grammy host Jon Stewart on Access Hollywood

”President Clinton was featured in a foreign documentary that was nominated for an Oscar. I believe it’s called Crouching Intern, Stolen Sofa.” David Letterman on Late Show

”You’ve been watching too many reruns of M*A*S*H.” Rev. Carver (Charles S. Dutton), after Ed (Tom Cavanagh) called him ”Padre,” on Ed

”Did you hear Rob asked Tiffani-Amber Thiessen to guest-star on the show? As if we need that 9021-ho to boost our ratings.” Hunter (Irene Molloy) on Grosse Pointe