Well, no, it doesn’t, but that’s beside the point. Fox’s latest lightning rod gets the same online treatment as elder statesman Survivor did last summer with this tongue-in-cheek, obsessive anti-fan page. Info on the horny contestants is spare, but the news articles — many of them rumor-laden — are where you’ll find the real action. (We’re dying to find out why Heather left in the third episode — and some strange theories are provided here.) B
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