By EW Staff
Updated January 05, 2001 at 05:00 AM EST

”Last night, Al Gore gave the speech of his life. Nice timing, Al.” DAVID LETTERMAN, after Gore’s concession, on Late Show

”Did he concede? What do we do now? Did O.J. or Monica do anything today?” JON STEWART, reacting to a clip of Gore’s speech, on The Daily Show

”It has been reported that the Clintons are planning on selling their home in Chappaqua. There’s already a plaque on the couch that says ‘The President Slept Here.”’ CRAIG KILBORN on The Late Late Show

”George Bush made his first Cabinet appointment today, naming Colin Powell his Secretary of Please Black People Don’t Hate Me.” TINA FEY on Saturday Night Live

”Don’t ever do that to me again unless I’m on fire. And even then, ask.” Ray (RAY ROMANO) after Robert (BRAD GARRETT) hugged him, on Everybody Loves Raymond