The best internet quotes from the week of December 15, 2000

By EW Staff
December 15, 2000 at 05:00 AM EST

”David [E. Kelley] called my manager and said, ‘I wrote Anne a part.’ Then I read it and it’s this crazy Tourette’s chick who runs over her boyfriend with her truck. It sounded fantastic…. I called David and said, ‘How do you see her? You know, before I say yes to all this.’ And he said, ‘Well, I see her as you.”’
Anne Heche on her guest role on Ally McBeal, on Entertainment Tonight Online

”There’s no secret establishment in the deserts of Australia where they’re turning out hunky men and beautiful women ready to invade the village of Hollywood.”
Geoffrey Rush on being a part of the Aussie-sex-symbol conspiracy, on Mr. Showbiz