TV's funniest lines from the week of October 13, 2000

By EW Staff
Updated October 20, 2000 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Last night was probably the first and only time that Jim Lehrer was the most exciting person in the room.”
David Letterman, on the moderator of the first presidential debate, on Late Show

”Harrison Ford and Kevin Spacey each donated one hundred thousand dollars to the Screen Actors Guild to help out-of-work actors. In a related story, Arsenio Hall would like to thank Harrison Ford and Kevin Spacey.”
Jimmy Fallon on Saturday Night Live‘s ”Weekend Update”

”What are you doing with all those keys? Who are you — Schneider?”
Carrie (Leah Remini) to Doug (Kevin James) on The King of Queens

”She booted all over the back of her car. You know they’re going to bill me for that.”
President Bartlet (Martin Sheen) regarding his daughter’s post-assassination-attempt nausea, on The West Wing