By Nicholas Fonseca
Updated October 06, 2000 at 04:00 AM EDT

Director Robert Altman punctuates his latest movie Dr. T & the Women, a comedy about an OB-GYN and the ladies who love him, with actresses who elicit such reactions as ”Woo hoo!” (Kate Hudson) and ”What the … ?” (Shelley Long). But that quirkiness doesn’t translate to this handsome website (, which flat-lines with a ho-hum melange of character bios and an unfunny, Java-powered exploration of male and female ”genes” that recycles the same he-said/she-said jokes we’ve been telling for decades. Anyone who still finds this shtick funny probably also considers Ready to Wear a cinematic masterpiece. C-