The web's funniest lines from the week of September 22nd

By EW Staff
Updated September 29, 2000 at 04:00 AM EDT
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”I’ve been just unsuccessful enough to have no obsessive fans. I don’t know if that’s good or the greatest insult. No one’s been running around my house.”
Nurse Betty‘s Greg Kinnear on his level of fame, on Mr. Showbiz

”I was raised Mormon and my family is horrified by some of the scenes I’ve had on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My grandmother wouldn’t return my phone calls for a while, she was so upset. Now, I’m pretty much saying, ‘Grandma, what movie? I’m not in a movie this month. Don’t worry about it.”’
Bring It On vixen Eliza Dushku, on ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY Online

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