The week's best internet quotes -- ''X-Men'''s Patrick Stewart, ''The Perfect Storm'''s George Clooney, and ''Me, Myself & Irene'''s Renee Zellweger discuss their recent roles

By EW Staff
Updated July 28, 2000 at 04:00 AM EDT

”He’s got some pictures of me with a farm animal. With my own pig, actually, so I’ve got to keep hiring him.”
The Perfect Storm‘s George Clooney on why he signed on to work on a third film, Ocean’s 11, with Mark Wahlberg, on

‘How much time do you have? I have like three cartons of that stuff in a kind of caboose behind me! You know, like Pigpen, with a big cloud of crap that follows me around everywhere.”
Me, Myself & Irene‘s Renée Zellweger, asked to cite the most untrue gossip published about her, on

”No, but he certainly could kick the s— out of Captain Kirk.”
X-Men‘s Patrick Stewart on whether his character could kick Jean-Luc Picard’s butt, on EW Online