By Brian M. Raftery
Updated June 23, 2000 at 04:00 AM EDT

Final Voyage

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  • Movie
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Rapper/actor Ice-T plays a downtrodden 18th-century playwright in this meditative costume drama… Oh, who are we kidding? The umpteenth Die Hard rip-off Final Voyage finds Walsh and ex-Baywatch babe Erika Eleniak fending off a group of T-led pirates aboard a luxury liner. Even for low-budget fare, the effects are astonishingly cheap-looking (think first-season Saturday Night Live), and no one involved looks remotely happy. But hey, ship happens. D

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Final Voyage

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  • Movie
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mpaa
  • R
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  • 95 minutes
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