The funniest lines on the Web from March 10 - 16

By EW Staff
Updated March 17, 2000 at 05:00 AM EST

”Ben and everybody on the set were calling me Sparky. And for the longest time I didn’t know why. I thought maybe because I have such a little sparkle. So one day I said to Ben, ‘Where did John [Frankenheimer, the director] come up with the whole Sparks thing?’ He said, ‘Because you’re annoying. You talk too much. You’re like one of those World War II radio reporters. ‘Here’s Sparks McGrath, and I’m gonna bring you the latest right now!”’
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