TV's funniest lines from March 3 - 9, 2000

By EW Staff
March 10, 2000 at 05:00 AM EST

Our next performer is a huge fan of the Doobies — Whitney Houston!
Rosie O’Donnell, on The 42nd Annual Grammy Awards

A panel of historians has rated the Presidents in several categories, and President Clinton came in last in the category of ‘moral authority.’ In response, Clinton said, ‘That’s true, but I came in first in ‘most booty.’
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

He wants to marry a multimillionaire!
Al Roker, regarding a spectator whose sign read, ”Will you marry me Katie Couric?” on Today

‘White people’ Al Gore and Bill Bradley took the A train-slash-police-escorted-limousine to Harlem for an important debate at the historic Apollo Theater. The two candidates met in a 90-minute debate on urban and racial issues followed by 15 minutes of ‘snaps.’
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show