December 24, 1999 at 05:00 AM EST

Best Impersonation of a Latino Lou Bega

Best Proof That Rock Isn’t Dead, Just Brain-Dead Woodstock 99

Worst Group Names System of a Down; Sixpence None the Richer; Hezekiah Walker & the Love Fellowship Crusade Choir

Best Album to Introduce 14-Year-olds to the Delights of Porn and Scatology Blink-182’s Enema of the State

Worst Prerelease Album Hype Jay-Z

Best Resurrected British Invasion Nugget ”Making Time,” by Creation, from the Rushmore soundtrack

Best Proof That God Exists The decline of Puff Daddy

Best Reason to Hail the Teen-Pop Boom It killed talk of an electronica boom

Best Disappearing Act Jesse Camp

Best Imitation of a Midget Kid Rock’s Joe ”I am not a midget” C.

Best Under-Hyped Neo-Soul Diva Angie Stone

Best Millenial Epic By a Bunch of Unknowns The Magnetic Fields, 69 Love Songs

Best Candidates for ‘Celebrity Deathmatch’ TLC

Best Case For Resurrecting the Live Album The Clash, From Here to Eternity: Live

Best Reason Not to Quit the Spice Girls Geri Halliwell’s Schizophonic

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