The best online quips from the week of Dec. 10, 1999

By EW Staff
Updated December 10, 1999 at 05:00 AM EST

”If there’s one thing I really hate, it’s bodice ripping. If anybody ripped anything I was wearing, I’d kill them.” —The End of the Affair star JULIANNE MOORE on sex in the movies, on

”As you know, I was the only one who got Jesse Ventura all his jobs in Hollywood, which launched his political career.” —End of Days star ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER on another of his contributions to society, on Mr. Showbiz