The funniest online quotes for the week of Nov. 12

By EW Staff
Updated November 12, 1999 at 05:00 AM EST

”You’d think a celebrity like me, with all my options, would have booked a Concorde to Australia. But I haven’t…. Wherever I was, I’ll find out in InStyle. In January.” — Being John Malkovich star Cameron Diaz on her plans for ushering in the new millennium, on

”My own kids haven’t seen most of my movies. Too upsetting. Mommy dies.” — Music of the Heart‘s Meryl Streep, on