TV's funniest lines from May 14 to 20

By EW Staff
May 21, 1999 at 04:00 AM EDT

”You have to keep your eye on the doughnut and not on the hole.”
Harvey Keitel, commenting obliquely on his nude scenes, on Late Night With Conan O’Brien

”I can’t wait until they take that quote out of context [in] Entertainment Weekly.”
Conan O’Brien, responding to Keitel’s comment, on Late Night

”Damn you, Marilyn Manson!”
Craig Kilborn, assigning blame for the recent deadly Midwestern tornadoes, on The Late Late Show

”When was the last time you took me someplace where we weren’t supposed to color the menus?”
Debra (Patricia Heaton) to Ray (Ray Romano), on Everybody Loves Raymond

”Critics look at actresses in one of two ways — you’re either bankable or boinkable.”
Jennifer (Jennifer Grey) on It’s like, you know…