May 14, 1999 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I think tattoos are the ultimate compliment for a cartoonist. However, I have mixed feelings when the people showing me their tattoos have the characters’ names misspelled.”
Futurama and The Simpsons creator Matt Groening on the ups and downs of fan homages, on

”No dancing midgets, no pyro, and no stripping either. I’m not even taking my top off.”
Sheryl Crow laying down the rules for her next tour, on E! Online

”It’s tempting to say I would insist on world peace and harmony. But I think I would settle for making all women look like Claudia Schiffer and making all men, except for me, look like Jason Alexander.”
Christopher Buckley speculating on how he’d change the world, on

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