TV's funniest lines from May 1 to May 6, 1999

By EW Staff
Updated May 07, 1999 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Barbra Streisand was named the top female singer of the century in a recent poll…. In a related story, husband James Brolin was named AAMCO’s employee of the month.”
Craig Kilborn on The Late Late Show

”Senor Wences died at the age of 103. The cause of death: He was 103!”
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show

”It’s like an internment camp — more pleasant than a prison, but still very hard to escape.”
Arthur (Chris Eigeman), discussing L.A. on It’s like, you know…

”Today is Take Our Daughters to Work Day. This is when girls 9 to 15 go to work. Or, as it’s called at the Nike factory, Thursday.”
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”My Shrink? Honey, I only go to him for refills.”
Karen (Megan Mullally), when Grace (Debra Messing) suggested she talk to a therapist, on Will & Grace