TV's funniest lines from April 17 to 22

By EW Staff
April 23, 1999 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Should we arrest David Copperfield?”
Scully (Gillian Anderson), after discovering a body cut in two on The X-Files

”Yes, but not for this.”
Mulder (David Duchovny), in response, on The X-Files

”The producers of Star Trek say it’s going to be at least three years before they do another Star Trek movie. Since there will be less Star Trek to watch during the next three years, Trekkies may have to face the final frontier — human interaction.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”A street magician has buried himself in a six-foot-by-two-foot glass coffin — or as we refer to it here in Manhattan, a studio apartment.”
David Letterman, discussing David Blaine’s publicity stunt, on Late Show

”Charlize Theron is upset about appearing nude in this month’s issue of Playboy, saying she intended the photos for her private use. I guess that makes two of us.”
Colin Quinn on SNL